Surveys

300 million people can't pronounce this word but if you can you're awesome. This is an example of stupid-good-for-nothing survey some idiot put on Facebook likable pages.

Well, I have one thing to say to the page moderator.


Well, this will be only extreme vulgar usage since I couldn't get a better picture to show my anger towards those moderators.

Why? This is why.


These surveys are lame and will cost you money.


Besides, they don't even work in Malaysia, most of them don't. If they do, their charges are cut throat prices.


It's a pretty girl luring you towards her.


And you will be like this.


Finally, the kill joy arrives. Which will probably turn your awed look into this.


When you realise she has a bulge in her pants. That was what I kinda felt. Total let down, when they lure you with interesting facts or stuff and ends up with nothing.

Facebook should ban these pages because they are misleading and a waste of time.
There are worse pages. The moment you click on them, it automatically sent invitations to that page to your whole contact list (so much for privacy)

Next is salesman or insurance seller. I don't hate them for doing their job. But seriously, sometimes they just cross the line. I was having my meal at a mamak stall.

Note Mamak Stall


I was enjoying my meal happily there because I was hungry at that moment. If you tried to reach for my drumstick.


I would have roared and bitten your hand off, now you know never stand between a hungry man and his food.

And this Ah Beng look person came to my table and sat down without asking my permission.



I was shocked and angry but refrained myself from being rude.


I ignored him and continued eating. Then he did what I expected a typical person like him would do, he disrupted my meal.


I was furious, how dare you disturb me while I am eating. But I didn't want to be rude and told him that I was eating and do not like to be disturbed. He smiled and told me he will only disturb me for 5 minutes only.

5 minutes only
I just told him I wished to be left in peace.
OMG, can't he understand simple English?

Fine, he was so determined to convince me to join his English course program. And the irony was, I was speaking better English than him. He kept stammering while trying to explain the perks of attending his course.

I wanted to tell him these.


But I didn't want to ruin my mood. So I smiled as he continued his explanation.


Can't you feel the warmness from my smile? I totally hated "enjoyed" his interruption of my meal.

Finally he left.


But wait. I realised he took an additional 5 minutes from my time and he delayed my schedule. Just great. He shall pay.


But finally I get to eat in peace. And I seriously hope not to have such experiences again.

Live Life With No Regrets
Signing Off~~

Of Weekend and BOREDOM?

It's a Saturday and most people including adults who finally get a rest from the stressful weekday will probably look like this on Friday.


Yeah, I know what you are thinking. Duh, everyone turns into an animal becomes happier when the weekend is here. Why? This is why.


Crazy boss/teachers/lecturers/superiors demanding for illogical proportions of work done or perhaps not understanding enough to know that we are just humans who tend to make mistakes. But that's not the point here, I am the main topic here. Today is Saturday and guessed how I felt?


I was bored and No I am not having a hung over Vince from the shooter I took. I drink it everyday at home until I finished it home. I have no idea why but I am actually hating weekends even though I am getting some time off from college days. Everyone who reads this probably dropped their jaws in amazement/disbelief.

Close your mouth before a fly flies in. So what if I hate weekends, I may be different but it's nothing wrong. Some people I know don't own a Facebook Account till now. It's call self-principle and I have this to say.


and please do not stray off looking at those curves. I am trying to stress on Respect.

Alright, back to me now. I just dislike the weekends, it's not that I am committing murder.


Wait, I am showing you what's a murder and now I will show you what I did.


I was having sex sleeping the whole day. Did you think of something naughty? Bet you did. If you didn't well go look at girls/guys more often.Just kidding, it means you're abstaining from these kind of stuffs. Good job.

Well, I slept through the day. Perhaps it's a psychological thing? Am I having stress? Well, No, I am perfectly CALM

No, you don't belief? Take a look yourself.


Look how calm I am? Ok, that was just for fun.Now this is the real one.


I am emo meditating, Ok.
So I am in need of medical and psychological treatment perfectly fine.
Oh, and there's the fact that I broke my leg/hand/dick Glasses.


but I am not to worried about it because it will finally give me the opportunity to try these instead.


I might buy these to wear instead and there's the fact that my mom knows doesn't know.

I just hate weekends. It separates me from my friends.


Ok, I am lazy to go further already.

Live Life With No Regrets.
Signing Off.

Money Isn't Everything (of Rich Bastard Students)

She was working to support her Masters degree. She told us she didn't want to rely on her brothers for help because she believed that she should be independent. I greatly respected her ideology (no sarcasm intended here)




She earned it from me.

She was on probation for 3 weeks for the job of a lecturer.Society emphasized on academic performance but let me tell all of you

So what if you're able to beat Einstein's theory and proof him wrong and win the Nobel Prize if your attitude's a disgrace?


I'd rather my children be less successful but with a heart of gold then some good-for-nothing-rich-jerk.

She was the first lecturer to actually come up with a field trip for us to enjoy learning. So what if she strays from the books?




Books are inanimate objects but she, our lecturer is alive.
It is us, people who revolutionized the world.
Supposed humans tend to stick by the rules, I can honestly tell you, no progress would be made at all.

It's great minds who think out of the box who will succeed in life.


Today she might be a normal person striving hard to proof herself, but mark my words.


One day, she might be driving a Lamborghini Embolado


Then I would like to see the looks on your faces. Bet it would be like this.


Then I have one thing to say to those haters. Respect.


Perhaps you might say she is not perfect but let me ask you back. Are you? Well, you aren't only He is.


But you're not Him. Then, shut up if you want to talk about being perfect.
She makes one mistake and you all took it that badly?
Well, for your information she is thalassemic.

Well, most people might wonder what is that?


It means she can get mood swings. And it's not her fault. She went for blood transfusion and the medical officer had this to say


That idiot gave her dirty blood.
Thank heavens it's not HIV infected blood or screw him to the max.

And may I remind you haters, our previous Semester was the best example of a horrible situation. We changed Bio lecturers, 3 times in 6 months. Do you want to break last semesters record? For all I know we are on course, it's just the 2nd week of semester and we've lost one lecturer like that.


You haters can score gold for having most number of Bio lecturers in a semester at this rate.

I am sick and tired of your attitudes (haters)


Well, all she did was canceled one class. Do recall that we've been through worse before. I am not going to mentions names but remember last semester. I hope you feel proud of yourselves for succeeding in your plan but bear in mind, you just caused someone their job.

I was terribly ashamed and wanted to find a hole to bury all of us inside when I saw what she replied.


She will miss all of us and that she had a great time with us.

Well, you bunch of rich bastards might say that she's faking it for sympathy? Well screw it, she got sacked, what's there to pretend?

I wouldn't be surprised if she actually sent hate mails to all of us but no she didn't.

To people with the power, if you read this, please reconsider your decision and right the wrongs that was done.

And to you haters, it's never too late to change.

And to her, I am sorry for not being the perfect student but you certainly enlightened me.

I will pray for you, that you will soon get your job back (if you still want it back, I don't blame you) or that you will get a better job. I am sure you will be successful in life. I will miss you.

and a final message to the person who back stabbed and added spices to your story.


Finally I would like to apologize for the vulgarism in this post but I just can't help feeling sorry for her.

Miss Thanes FTW (For the Win)
Live Life With No Regrets. Signing Off

Viva La Furia Roja

Viva La Espanyol and Viva La Furia Roja.
Spaniards played magnificently blasting the Berlin wall down.




Spain rampaged through the Germans wall as they enjoyed their sweet victory.



Besides skill, fate also sided La Furia Roja as Paul made his decision. A decision that would crush Germans hopes and dreams.




Don't worry Paul. I am sure Spaniards will buy you and treasure you before sore German supporters decide to make tako sushi out of you.





And we have the Man of the Match, drum roll......

Carles Puyol



Congratulations on Carles Puyol 73rd minute header which sent off the Nazi s from FIFA WorldCup 2010. And look how buff he is~~


Well, many of my friends, and to top it off my dad as well, supported Germany. But people never learn do they? Why repeat the same mistake from the Euro 2008 Finals

Spain beat Germany in Euro 2008. What made you people think Spain will lose to Germany?

Besides, their new found star was suspended during the critical match.




Thomas Mueller got suspended. He was the one who sent La Albiceleste packing home. But in the process of sending Argentineans home, he got suspended. Well, now the whole world is waiting for Spain to take it head on against Netherlands.

I of course am vouching for La Furia Roja to go all the way. Paul, if you get the chance to predict the Finals, I am sure you know which to pick right? It's Espanyol.


And I would like to end this post now with this, Viva La Espanyol~~ Bye

I Love To Touch My Perhaps Mine Touch Screen Phone

5 years ago, perhaps 8 years ago maybe a decade ago, men never dreamed about touch screen phones. Back in those days, phones were as big as sky scrappers~~



Alright, perhaps I might have exaggerated too much but it was certainly huge and if you can feed that into your pocket, you're amazing. Studies shown that people back then were in better shape compared to now. Why? This is why~~




Perhaps the old phone can be used as dumb bells for workout while you might want to handle the modern phone with care because with a sneeze it might just fly off. These days, we have all sort of phones ranging from multi purpose phones to mini phones and finally the latest of them all touch screen phone.



Can you see that, that's a revolution in phone making industry. Finally the days of button phones are numbered as they sit there counting their numbered days.



Well, NOT all will be gone as we can't expect total change in a night but I know my current button phone is praying hard. Well, I have one thing to say to my phone, Adios, I am star-struck ed by the touch screen phones. Besides, button phones are hazardous. Take a look at the negative effect from button phones.



Oh My Gosh. I certainly won't want that to happen to me or anyone.



Lets say no to button phones. It's the dawn of new era where touch screen phones will dominate the cell phones industries.



Awesome party we're going to have soon, and I so want to be there. Cherio and say Au Revoir to button phones, perhaps in Museums.