Salutation Boy. I respect him!!!

A beautiful teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. She asked,"Boy. What is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade And I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!"



Madam had enough. She took the boy to the Principal's office. While the boy waited in the outer office, Madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test. And If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade And Behave. She agreed. The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".


Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think this Boy can go to the 4th grade." Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and the boy both agreed.


Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"?
Boy, after a moment,

* "Legs."*



Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.:

* "Pockets." *




Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, Is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.:

* Coconut ; *




Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Principal's eyes open really wide And Before he could stop the answer, The boy was taking charge.
Boy.:

* Bubble-gum. *




Madam: What does a man do standing up, A woman does sitting down And A dog does on three legs?
The Principal's eyes open really wide And Before, he could stop the answer...
Boy.:

* Shake hands. *



Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy.:

* Wedding Ring. *



Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, You feel good.
Boy.:

* Nose.*




Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver..
Boy.:

* Arrow. *




Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' That means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.:

* Fire-truck. *




Madam: What four-letter word that starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & If you don't get it, You have to use your hand.
Boy.:

* Fork. *




Madam: What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than on others, The Pope doesn't use his, And A man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.:

* SURNAME. *



Madam: What part of the man has no bone But has muscles, Has lots of veins, Like pumping, & Is responsible for making love ?
Boy.:

* HEART. *



The principal breathed a sigh of relief And Said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to grade 5, "I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Taken from my friend.
Live Life With No Regrets
UberSotJor

White Flag

I give up.

I m losing my focus. In BM tuition my mind sorta blanked out for several moments.
How could i commit such silly mistakes?

I m a "tensai"
Addicted to manga now ; Slam Dunk


I go to school like every other student but the only difference between me and them is all I see is "her" and all I hear is "her" as well.

Can you imagine that I am able to regconize her voice although some one who knew her longer than me failed?

Is this love, lust or admiration?
Darn it, why did I listened to the "No Apologies" talk?

Frankly speaking some of you guys, might know what happened?

Punk went to see Tan Sri while he was there Yang Berhormat came in.
Punk was obviuosly shocked because how could Yang Berhormat come in so sudddenly?

It was never expected .
Wednesday was a lucky day because i didn't have to go for that class.
But Tuesday wasn't that good because I had to work hard.
Thank god the lady boss understood Punk and let him rest.

Punk (-_-)

saw

her


Punk (-_-) --------> Punk (-"-) ----> Punk (^_^)

But I don't know anything.
I m clueless and speechless when I do stuffs nowadays.

And to top it off I have this Cullinary Showdown on the 18th.
Sorry UberInnocentGirl, I can't make it that day although I wanted to.

Well that's all for now.
I need rest because in a few hours after sunrise I will be practicing at Vin Tsen's house.
Hope his parent and family will not mind my presence on a Sunday but it can't be helped.

Night night, wish me luck that i do not burn Vin Tsen's house down nor cause all of us food poisoning tomorow.

Life live with no regrets
UberSotJor

?depyt I tahw dear ouy naC

.emit gnol yrev a rof tsop t'nevah I
.deciton ydobyrevE
?glob ym sdear ohw, taiW

!lfesym egnellahc ot siht ekil epyt ot dediced I os,derob ma I dna od ot gnihton evah I
!gnol oot gnikaerf yadilloh fo skeew owT? od ot em tcepxe uoy od tahW

!glob a ni siht ekil gnihtemos dear uoy emit tsrif eht si siht teb I
?hsirebbig saw it thguoht uoy did, ecnalg tsrif eht tA
!did uoy teb I

!ti hguorht ees ot hguone trams era uoy fo emos ebyaM
!tsenoh eB

!derob ro tneitap rehtie era uoy snaem ti, raf siht dear ot deganam uoy fI
.ffuts driew gniod ekil uoy rO
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.dreob ma I,elpmis si rewsna ehT
!derob rebU

!yoB yzarC rebU otni yoB daB rebU morf gninrut eb thgim I kniht I
!atoD ot ffo ma I,won og ot tog I lleW
.niaga epyt ot ediced I nehw emit txen eht lliT

!won rof atat oS

anosreP derob rebU
!sterger on htiw efil eviL

Mimpi Ngeri

Kian lama saya telah menghadapi ketidaktenangan ketika tidur selama beberapa malam yang berterusan. Saya sering dihantui oleh mimpi ngeri yang hampir sama. Walaupun tiap-tiap kali wataknya berbeza, namun demikian, plotnya sama.

Setiap mimpi ngeri pun sama. Kesudahannya ialah saya secara tidak sengaja membunuh rakan baik saya dan menyesali perbuatan saya. Apakah maksud mimpi ini?

Adakah pada suatu masa nanti saya akan membunuh seseorang pada masa depan?
Mari kita berfikir tentang pembuatan senjata.

Senjata diperkenalkan sejak daripada zaman Neolitik lagi iaitu zaman pra sejarah.
Senjata terawal diperbuat daripada batu dan kuasanya tidak begitu hebat berbanding dengan senjata terhebat iaitu senjata nuklear yang mampu melenyapkan sebuah negara.

Pencipta ataupun ahli saintis yang berjaya mencipta sesebuah senjata sering diberi ganjaran. Namun demikian, penciptaan senjata hanya mendatangkan kemusnahan. Menurut sejarah, banyak kuasa barat yang bertanding untuk menghasilkan senjata atom pada tahun 1940-an untuk menghadapi perang dunia kedua. Pada ketika itu, negara Amerika Syarikat berjaya menghasilkannya dan kuasanya sungguh menyeramkan apabila bandar Hiroshima dan Nagasaki lenyap. Kedua-dua bandar tersebut yang memakan masa yang begitu panjang untuk dibentuk, keunikan bandar-bandar tersebut dan nyawa-nyawa rakyat yang tidak berdosa hilang dalam sekelip mata.

Ahli saintis, Nobel, pengasas Anugerah Nobel telah membentuk sebuah NGO dengan harapan duitnya dapat digunakan untuk keamanan. Hal ini berpunca daripada bekas tanganya iaitu penciptaan dinamit yang telah meragut nyawa dalam peperangan. Usaha murni beliau untuk menamatkan peperangan sungguh bermakna dan usahanya masih diteruskan sehingga hari ini.

Kembali kepada topik utama, senjata. Adakah masyarakat seantero dunia tidak sedar akan pepatah nasi sudah menjadi bubur? Hal ini demikian kerana apabila pembunuhan telah dilakukan dengan senjata, betapa kuatnya kita menyesal sudah pun tiada berguna. Betapa hebat kita menangis pun sampai darah ditangisi juga sesseorang yang telah kita bunuh sememangnya akan kekal mati. Pada masa itu, kita sudah tentu akan berfikir, " Apakah yang akan berlaku jika saya tidak membunuhnya? Sebaliknya saya cuba berbaik-baik dengannya,"

Berkemungkinan kami boleh berkawan dan hidup secara harmoni. Namun demikian, dunia dipenuhi dengan pelbagai anasir-anasir yang mampu mempengaruhi mida seseorang untuk menyebabkannya membuat keputusan salah lalu membunuh seseorang.

Perlukah senjata dicipta?
Jika tiada senjata dicipta nescaya kita semua dapat hidup secara aman.

Hargailah nyawa insan.

Beribu bintang dilangit
Kini menghilang
Meraba aku dalam kelam
Rembulan mengambang
Kini makin suram
Pudar ilhamku tanpa arah

Sedetik wajahmu muncul
Dalam diam
Ada kerdipan ada sinar
Itukah bintang ataupun rembulan
Terima kasih kuucapkan

Izinkan kumencuri bayangan wajahmu
Izinkan ku mencuri khayalan denganmu
Maafkanlah oh...
Andai lagu ini
Mengganggu ruangan hidupmu
Kau senyumlah oh...
Sekadar memori
Kita di arena ini
Kau ilhamku
Kau ilhamku...

Kesedihan yang telah berpaut pada saya sungguh membebankan. Saya teringing sangat memberitahu dia bahawa saya masih mencintainya tetapi saya tidak berani berbuat demikian kerana janji saya padanya bahawa saya tidak akan menyukainya lagi. Saya tidak ingin memberitahu dia tentang perasaan saya terhadapnya kerana saya takut kami tidak boleh jadi kawan lagi. Oleh itu, saya telah membuat keputusan yang saya tahu saya tidak akan menyesal iaitu saya ingin merosakkan imej saya di hadapnnya agar dia tidak akan mengendahkan saya.

Kepiluan yang dirasai menusuk ke dalam hati saya dan tiada perkara yang boleh menewaskan kesedihan yang terpendam dalam diri saya. Walaupun saya tahu ini akan menyebabkan dia berasa sedih sedikit namun demikian saya terpaksa berbuat demikian untuk kebaikan kami berdua. Tambahan pula, dia ada banyak kawan yang mampu menjaganya dan saya bukan salah seorang daripadanya.

Kalau saya diberi pilihan untuk memilih apa jua benda saya akan memilihnya. Tetapi ini semua hanya impian sahaja.
Dia melayan saya dengan semakin dingin belakangan ini tetapi saya tidak menghargai segalanya kerana saya tidak ingin melupakannya.
Saya tidak mampu tahan dengan kesedihan ini

...... Kau Ilhamku Yang Terpenting

People Of Kuala Lumpur Have No Sympathy

It was anything but a fine Friday when my three good-for-nothing-involved-in-a-relationship friends decided to go dating at the same time. So, i was left alone and decided to go home.
On my way to the bus station, i do not know why but i walked into Mc Donalds for a meal.
I had the same thing, Double Cheese Burger set and mind you it was on promotion so it was cheaper, ok!

I waited for my turn and placed my order.
Well that's not the main point, the story begun when i was about to leave Mc Donald.
I saw this blind guy walking down the stairs and no one offfered to help him.
I was like,"Dam it, can't any of you offer to help him?"

Finally, he reached the ground floor without help.
* I wanted to help him but he was at the bottom of the stairs while i was the top of the stairs

He was walking fine untill he banged the Mc Donald toys display.
The lane was narrow and it was either him knocking into the toy displays or his stick hitting the rubbish bin.

Not that I want to boast but I end up walking up to him and help him through it.
He told me he wanted to go to Masjid Jamek.
Honestly I do not know where Masjid Jamek is, so i asked a few passersby when one managed to tell me.

We walked and walked. He related his unforntunate incident to me while i was leading him to Masjid Jamek. His money got stolen, he has no money to buy a ticket and he desperately needs to get to Masjid Jamek fast.

I was not in a rush, so i told him i will bring him there.
I just can't bear to see him suffering like that.
Can anyone of you tell me who enjoys being blind?

If you do, please donate your eyes to the blind people.
I guided him there.
Then, he wanted to buy ciggaretes from 7-11, so i brought him there.
I made it clear to him that i am a student and i will only look at the purchase to prevent him from being conned.
He said he understand and we went there.

The poor man didnt even have more then RM5 to buy the ciggaretes.
If i had the money i would have spared him a few Ringgit.

Then he told me that he reached his destination and will wait for someone to get him.
He assured me that he will be alright.
In my heart i was wondering why can't people be more sivic-concious?

As our country is becoming even modern, we are losing our humanity.
Is it that hard to help someone a fellow human who is less fortunate?

Ponder About it and see whether you agree a not.

Kembali dari zaman kegelapan

Setelah lama saya menulis laman sesawang saya, saya bercadang untuk menulis semula dalam laman sesawang saya. Banyak perkara telah berlaku dalam hidup saya semenjak kejadian itu.
Pada mulanya saya tidak bercadang untuk meminati ****** namundemikian, bak kata pepatah Melayu tak kenal maka tak cinta.

Setelah saya mengambil peluang untuk mengenali ****** saya merasai bahawa hidup saya tidak lagi dikelami kesedihan. Masa kami bersama, saya berpeluang merasai kegembiraan yang tidak terhingga.Walaupun masa kami berdua bersama pendek, namundemikian kegembiraan yang dirasai tidak pernah saya rasai ataupun perolehi.

Namundemikian, bak kata pepatah melayu terlanjur sampan boleh undur tetapi terlanjur kata tidak boleh simpan, segala-galanya musnah dalam sekelip mata akibat ketidaksenonohan sikap saya. Jikalau saya meluangkan lebih banyak perhatian dan masa kepada ****** sudah pasti kehidupan kami berdua tidak akan begitu merana.

Namun begitu, kehidupannya telah bertukar menjadi lebih baik dan saya berasa gembira untuknya. Pada mulanya saya berpendapat bahawa saya dapat melupakan segala memori yang menyedihkan tetapi itu merupakan suatu kesilapan yang besar. Saya bukan sahaja gagal melupakannya malah perasaan saya terhadapnya semakin berkobar-kobar. Saya sentiasa dirabai oleh kesedihan walaupun dalam apa keadaan jua.

Apatah lagi yang harus saya lalui lagi sebelum saya dapat merasai kebahagiaan?
Saya tidak inginkan segala kekayaan atau kuasa yang terdapat dalam dunia ini, saya hanya mempunyai satu hasrat sahaja iaitu dapat bersama dengannya. Namun demikian, keadaan tersebut kelihatan janggal dan saya berasa seolah-olah saya sedang menipu diri sendiri.

Segala-galanya tidak sama seperti dahulu. Jika ruangan masa dapat diundurkan saya akan membuat keputusan untuk meminatinya lebih awal agar saya tidak akan kehilangannya.

sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian tiada berguna kerana nasi telah menjadi bubur