Click =D

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

I'm Fighting Back Now.

"You see this tag. It bloody gives me the power to make the decision without your bloody agreement".

"Espirit de Corpse go where already? Or were you too hungry that you ate it without realizing it?"

I know I have not been the perfect member. I tried my best which still isn't good enough. So, not everyone is perfect like you. I'm not that enthusiastic to burn my time in that place you called your second home.

It is tradition. But you stood there doing bloody nothing and decided to give them more by imposing this new "understanding" which we lost like I don't know 200% ?

What had been tradition was burned to ashes in mere hours 1-2 hours.You did not even bother to stand for our rights but acknowledged defeat just like a that.

May I ask,"Are you one of "them" from the beginning trying to consume us from inside out?
I dare say you did a darn fine job.
You said majority of the upper class members agreed.
Try telling the lower class members in a group and see where the majority stands?

You say it will be neat and tidy if we follow the new "agreement"?
Face facts you dim-witted guy.
We can't even wear nicely with buttons unbutton, ***s lowered instead of pulled properly or different styles of tying ***s. What tidiness can you hope to accomplish? And that was before retirement, what about now?
After retirement?

They set a simple condition.
Which was 2 days.
You did not fight back but gave them 5 days instead. How generous are you?
We asked for small stuffs like reduce in work or stuff but you said "No".
He wanted to change our lifestyle or tradition which existed for years and you said "Yes" and supported their idea and gave more?!

You may have the power. Correction you once had the power.
You are retired. On the 27th of July 2009, your power should have been given to your successor.

NOooooo. You can't seem to let go for reasons I do not know why.
You can play it your way but I will fight back my way.
I have come too far to be let down like this.

Live Life With NO Regrets.

By the way, Keep My Bloody Certificate If You Want.
See If I bloody Care!!!

UberVengefulBoys

Monday, July 20, 2009

...

I stood there every bloody wonderful day there waiting for you.
The least you could do was to say "Hi" back to me.
But we were to oblivious to each others' presence.
I gazed upon you with such sorrow in my heart as I knew that soon this would be nothing but a horrible nostalgic incident which i will reminisce.
The more I tried the more it backfired upon me.

I am feeling very tensed up.
Time is crawling racing past me and I try to drag it to lengthen the time we have together.
Nevertheless, you didn't want to be part of it and I was left alone trying my best to salvage the remnants of whatever broken bits that was left behind.
If only you would notice that wherever "A" was, "B" was nearby.
Maybe you wouldn't have noticed it because I do not wish to draw attention to either me or you.
But I think you should have felt it, my intense stare gaze as I stood there like a gentleman FOOL waiting for the so called moment.

Who am I kidding?!
Your destined to be alone and lonely forever for a short duration of time.
But why can't I feel peaceful?
I feel so tensed up that I feel that I will can murder anyone annoying me.
But the mere thought of you calms me down.

Live Life With No Regrets.
Signing oFF

UberSotJor UberBadBoy

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Conjuring of Kensett Blazing Chop Elixir of Blazing Fowl

In a faraway kingdom, there were two young blood elfs who went to a conjuring showdowm at Roltay Legcol, in Lingep Ajay. They went there "prepared" to do their best to conjure up Kensett Blazing Chop Elixir of Blazing Fowl. Many were there including the dreaded ShowOFF of their Conjuring Legion, with banners and armors of Conjuring.

There, we were given the weirdest of ingredients. Well. The ingredients were rare and not common. We enhanced ourselves with confidence and a pinch of humor. We even talked about Maidens "shorties" to boost our morale. We started off as soon as possible. My comrade's duty was to secure the legendary "Fowl" and to harness it's greatness to our benefit while my duty was to gather other materials before we conjure the Elixir of Blazing Fowl.

Time flew by till the Sun and Moon took 5 and even had to have shifts to keep up with us as we battled with our lifes on the line. Those nosy "Old Fart for A Pathetic Excuse" kept swarming in at us and taking every opportunity to ensnare us.
Nevertheless, we were aware of their bloody pressence and fended them off by smiling at them like a kiss ass good student with a blade behind us wanting to stab them. Well, mostly me.

When the conjuring was done, we were exhausted as we spent most of our life force in it. From the start, it seems we've put everything we've got into the conjuring of The Elixir of Blazing Fowl, but we were planning to lose the Conjuring Showdown for he had a enhancement course to attend while I had a ball to attend invited by a "HER(o)".

We've lost and soon fled for our lifes as we did not want to be tortured by their insane method of torture "Briefing" where those "Kiss Asses" who looked up to the "Old Fart for A Pathetic Excuse" as God will use the dreaded move called "Lecture" which caused masssive destruction on the Universe creating A**Holes BlackHoles. I wanted to shoot at them for claiming the "Old Fart for A Pathetic Excuse" to be God. But I hadn't had enough time to do it. Note, that their treachery will not be left alone like that. I shall destroy them for incurring my wrath and fury. "Die Insolent "Kiss Asses".

Soon, we left that accursed place and I went to the Land of B(reezy) B(attle) S(un) P(ort) for the ball. The HER(o) was there but was busy. I felt like a fool and tried to ignore the insult but it was too much. I scouted the perimeter several times and mingled with the townsfolk to gather information about their defenses and offenses to set a strategy to devour the land. Soon, my secondary mission was done and I've decided to leave the place after I was exhausted.

I traveled on foot to another distanced land called P(ark)sun in Overseas United Grave Garden to meet with my fellow comrade Lt Dav of Yarl Defense
and Research Industry. There, we competed with our skills and I was defeated but at least I enjoyed myself compared to the ball. This means there are no comrades better then those you hung out often with. Thus, I went back to my Fort and that's the end of my mega-uber-borring-day-which-I-never-to-undergo-in-my-life adventurous expedition.

Note that this is just a story.
To those who understand it, Kudos.
To to those who don't, plea to me and you might be enlightened.

Live Life With No Regrets
UberSotJor

signing off.

Friday, July 10, 2009

RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Tag 10 friends
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing
6. Have Fun! =.=

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY:
Ting Ma MA de Hua
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Take My Hand >.<
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
My life would suck without you.
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Love Story (Wow)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Everytime We Touch (WTF)
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Taking Back My Love (lol)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
As Long As You Love ME (OMG)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Hot N' Cold (WOOOO)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Raise Me Up
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Xin Diao ( lol )
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Tui Hou < what does it mean? >
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
A Little Too Not Over You
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Sk8ter Boy
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Ni He Wo(Lee Hom) XD
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Poker Face
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Wait For You (Wow, I die d wor)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
Fire Burning On The Dance Floor
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??
The Great Escape < I not sure i can escape a not >
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Swing Swing
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Ai Ni so ngam man
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Hate That I love You * applied to boys
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
I'd Do Anything

Wakakaka For fun only so i might not tagg any one but all that read it.
UberSotJor
Live Life With No Regrets.

I Tagged MySelf. 1st time .

I have. . . (a point for each one)

1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. tried drugs.
#MY TOTAL: 7

1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. felt hurt.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
#MY TOTAL: 7

1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. received a ticket.
6. been to rehab
7. dyed your hair.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar
#MY TOTAL: 6

1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
#MY TOTAL: 5

1. dressed gothic
2. dressed girly.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
#MY TOTAL: 5

1. had a crush on a friend.
2. been to a concert.
3. dry-humped someone.
4. been called a slut.
5. called someone a slut.
6. installed speakers in your car.
7. broken a mirror.
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
#MY TOTAL: 5

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
#MY TOTAL: 7

1. owned/rented an apartment/house.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10.been verbally harassed.
#MY TOTAL: 5

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
#MY TOTAL: 8

Grand Total: 55

If You Have Less Than 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [im average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [im a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [im a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [im a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [i should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [i should be dead]


Hereby
I proudly declare that,

I m a horrible person.
Thus, UberBadBoy

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Salutation Boy. I respect him!!!

A beautiful teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. She asked,"Boy. What is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade And I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!"



Madam had enough. She took the boy to the Principal's office. While the boy waited in the outer office, Madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test. And If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade And Behave. She agreed. The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".


Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think this Boy can go to the 4th grade." Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and the boy both agreed.


Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"?
Boy, after a moment,

* "Legs."*



Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.:

* "Pockets." *




Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, Is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.:

* Coconut ; *




Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Principal's eyes open really wide And Before he could stop the answer, The boy was taking charge.
Boy.:

* Bubble-gum. *




Madam: What does a man do standing up, A woman does sitting down And A dog does on three legs?
The Principal's eyes open really wide And Before, he could stop the answer...
Boy.:

* Shake hands. *



Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy.:

* Wedding Ring. *



Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, You feel good.
Boy.:

* Nose.*




Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver..
Boy.:

* Arrow. *




Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' That means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.:

* Fire-truck. *




Madam: What four-letter word that starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & If you don't get it, You have to use your hand.
Boy.:

* Fork. *




Madam: What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than on others, The Pope doesn't use his, And A man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.:

* SURNAME. *



Madam: What part of the man has no bone But has muscles, Has lots of veins, Like pumping, & Is responsible for making love ?
Boy.:

* HEART. *



The principal breathed a sigh of relief And Said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to grade 5, "I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Taken from my friend.
Live Life With No Regrets
UberSotJor

Friday, July 3, 2009

White Flag

I give up.

I m losing my focus. In BM tuition my mind sorta blanked out for several moments.
How could i commit such silly mistakes?

I m a "tensai"
Addicted to manga now ; Slam Dunk


I go to school like every other student but the only difference between me and them is all I see is "her" and all I hear is "her" as well.

Can you imagine that I am able to regconize her voice although some one who knew her longer than me failed?

Is this love, lust or admiration?
Darn it, why did I listened to the "No Apologies" talk?

Frankly speaking some of you guys, might know what happened?

Punk went to see Tan Sri while he was there Yang Berhormat came in.
Punk was obviuosly shocked because how could Yang Berhormat come in so sudddenly?

It was never expected .
Wednesday was a lucky day because i didn't have to go for that class.
But Tuesday wasn't that good because I had to work hard.
Thank god the lady boss understood Punk and let him rest.

Punk (-_-)

saw

her


Punk (-_-) --------> Punk (-"-) ----> Punk (^_^)

But I don't know anything.
I m clueless and speechless when I do stuffs nowadays.

And to top it off I have this Cullinary Showdown on the 18th.
Sorry UberInnocentGirl, I can't make it that day although I wanted to.

Well that's all for now.
I need rest because in a few hours after sunrise I will be practicing at Vin Tsen's house.
Hope his parent and family will not mind my presence on a Sunday but it can't be helped.

Night night, wish me luck that i do not burn Vin Tsen's house down nor cause all of us food poisoning tomorow.

Life live with no regrets
UberSotJor