Conjuring of Kensett Blazing Chop Elixir of Blazing Fowl

In a faraway kingdom, there were two young blood elfs who went to a conjuring showdowm at Roltay Legcol, in Lingep Ajay. They went there "prepared" to do their best to conjure up Kensett Blazing Chop Elixir of Blazing Fowl. Many were there including the dreaded ShowOFF of their Conjuring Legion, with banners and armors of Conjuring.

There, we were given the weirdest of ingredients. Well. The ingredients were rare and not common. We enhanced ourselves with confidence and a pinch of humor. We even talked about Maidens "shorties" to boost our morale. We started off as soon as possible. My comrade's duty was to secure the legendary "Fowl" and to harness it's greatness to our benefit while my duty was to gather other materials before we conjure the Elixir of Blazing Fowl.

Time flew by till the Sun and Moon took 5 and even had to have shifts to keep up with us as we battled with our lifes on the line. Those nosy "Old Fart for A Pathetic Excuse" kept swarming in at us and taking every opportunity to ensnare us.
Nevertheless, we were aware of their bloody pressence and fended them off by smiling at them like a kiss ass good student with a blade behind us wanting to stab them. Well, mostly me.

When the conjuring was done, we were exhausted as we spent most of our life force in it. From the start, it seems we've put everything we've got into the conjuring of The Elixir of Blazing Fowl, but we were planning to lose the Conjuring Showdown for he had a enhancement course to attend while I had a ball to attend invited by a "HER(o)".

We've lost and soon fled for our lifes as we did not want to be tortured by their insane method of torture "Briefing" where those "Kiss Asses" who looked up to the "Old Fart for A Pathetic Excuse" as God will use the dreaded move called "Lecture" which caused masssive destruction on the Universe creating A**Holes BlackHoles. I wanted to shoot at them for claiming the "Old Fart for A Pathetic Excuse" to be God. But I hadn't had enough time to do it. Note, that their treachery will not be left alone like that. I shall destroy them for incurring my wrath and fury. "Die Insolent "Kiss Asses".

Soon, we left that accursed place and I went to the Land of B(reezy) B(attle) S(un) P(ort) for the ball. The HER(o) was there but was busy. I felt like a fool and tried to ignore the insult but it was too much. I scouted the perimeter several times and mingled with the townsfolk to gather information about their defenses and offenses to set a strategy to devour the land. Soon, my secondary mission was done and I've decided to leave the place after I was exhausted.

I traveled on foot to another distanced land called P(ark)sun in Overseas United Grave Garden to meet with my fellow comrade Lt Dav of Yarl Defense
and Research Industry. There, we competed with our skills and I was defeated but at least I enjoyed myself compared to the ball. This means there are no comrades better then those you hung out often with. Thus, I went back to my Fort and that's the end of my mega-uber-borring-day-which-I-never-to-undergo-in-my-life adventurous expedition.

Note that this is just a story.
To those who understand it, Kudos.
To to those who don't, plea to me and you might be enlightened.

Live Life With No Regrets
UberSotJor

signing off.

RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Tag 10 friends
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing
6. Have Fun! =.=

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY:
Ting Ma MA de Hua
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Take My Hand >.<
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
My life would suck without you.
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Love Story (Wow)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Everytime We Touch (WTF)
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Taking Back My Love (lol)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
As Long As You Love ME (OMG)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Hot N' Cold (WOOOO)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Raise Me Up
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Xin Diao ( lol )
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Tui Hou < what does it mean? >
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
A Little Too Not Over You
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Sk8ter Boy
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Ni He Wo(Lee Hom) XD
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Poker Face
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Wait For You (Wow, I die d wor)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
Fire Burning On The Dance Floor
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??
The Great Escape < I not sure i can escape a not >
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Swing Swing
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Ai Ni so ngam man
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Hate That I love You * applied to boys
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
I'd Do Anything

Wakakaka For fun only so i might not tagg any one but all that read it.
UberSotJor
Live Life With No Regrets.

I Tagged MySelf. 1st time .

I have. . . (a point for each one)

1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. tried drugs.
#MY TOTAL: 7

1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. felt hurt.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
#MY TOTAL: 7

1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. received a ticket.
6. been to rehab
7. dyed your hair.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar
#MY TOTAL: 6

1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
#MY TOTAL: 5

1. dressed gothic
2. dressed girly.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
#MY TOTAL: 5

1. had a crush on a friend.
2. been to a concert.
3. dry-humped someone.
4. been called a slut.
5. called someone a slut.
6. installed speakers in your car.
7. broken a mirror.
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
#MY TOTAL: 5

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
#MY TOTAL: 7

1. owned/rented an apartment/house.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10.been verbally harassed.
#MY TOTAL: 5

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
#MY TOTAL: 8

Grand Total: 55

If You Have Less Than 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [im average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [im a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [im a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [im a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [i should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [i should be dead]


Hereby
I proudly declare that,

I m a horrible person.
Thus, UberBadBoy

Salutation Boy. I respect him!!!

A beautiful teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. She asked,"Boy. What is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade And I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!"



Madam had enough. She took the boy to the Principal's office. While the boy waited in the outer office, Madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test. And If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade And Behave. She agreed. The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".


Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think this Boy can go to the 4th grade." Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and the boy both agreed.


Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"?
Boy, after a moment,

* "Legs."*



Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.:

* "Pockets." *




Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, Is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.:

* Coconut ; *




Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Principal's eyes open really wide And Before he could stop the answer, The boy was taking charge.
Boy.:

* Bubble-gum. *




Madam: What does a man do standing up, A woman does sitting down And A dog does on three legs?
The Principal's eyes open really wide And Before, he could stop the answer...
Boy.:

* Shake hands. *



Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy.:

* Wedding Ring. *



Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, You feel good.
Boy.:

* Nose.*




Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver..
Boy.:

* Arrow. *




Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' That means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.:

* Fire-truck. *




Madam: What four-letter word that starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & If you don't get it, You have to use your hand.
Boy.:

* Fork. *




Madam: What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than on others, The Pope doesn't use his, And A man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.:

* SURNAME. *



Madam: What part of the man has no bone But has muscles, Has lots of veins, Like pumping, & Is responsible for making love ?
Boy.:

* HEART. *



The principal breathed a sigh of relief And Said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to grade 5, "I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Taken from my friend.
Live Life With No Regrets
UberSotJor

White Flag

I give up.

I m losing my focus. In BM tuition my mind sorta blanked out for several moments.
How could i commit such silly mistakes?

I m a "tensai"
Addicted to manga now ; Slam Dunk


I go to school like every other student but the only difference between me and them is all I see is "her" and all I hear is "her" as well.

Can you imagine that I am able to regconize her voice although some one who knew her longer than me failed?

Is this love, lust or admiration?
Darn it, why did I listened to the "No Apologies" talk?

Frankly speaking some of you guys, might know what happened?

Punk went to see Tan Sri while he was there Yang Berhormat came in.
Punk was obviuosly shocked because how could Yang Berhormat come in so sudddenly?

It was never expected .
Wednesday was a lucky day because i didn't have to go for that class.
But Tuesday wasn't that good because I had to work hard.
Thank god the lady boss understood Punk and let him rest.

Punk (-_-)

saw

her


Punk (-_-) --------> Punk (-"-) ----> Punk (^_^)

But I don't know anything.
I m clueless and speechless when I do stuffs nowadays.

And to top it off I have this Cullinary Showdown on the 18th.
Sorry UberInnocentGirl, I can't make it that day although I wanted to.

Well that's all for now.
I need rest because in a few hours after sunrise I will be practicing at Vin Tsen's house.
Hope his parent and family will not mind my presence on a Sunday but it can't be helped.

Night night, wish me luck that i do not burn Vin Tsen's house down nor cause all of us food poisoning tomorow.

Life live with no regrets
UberSotJor

?depyt I tahw dear ouy naC

.emit gnol yrev a rof tsop t'nevah I
.deciton ydobyrevE
?glob ym sdear ohw, taiW

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!tsenoh eB

!derob ro tneitap rehtie era uoy snaem ti, raf siht dear ot deganam uoy fI
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.dreob ma I,elpmis si rewsna ehT
!derob rebU

!yoB yzarC rebU otni yoB daB rebU morf gninrut eb thgim I kniht I
!atoD ot ffo ma I,won og ot tog I lleW
.niaga epyt ot ediced I nehw emit txen eht lliT

!won rof atat oS

anosreP derob rebU
!sterger on htiw efil eviL

Mimpi Ngeri

Kian lama saya telah menghadapi ketidaktenangan ketika tidur selama beberapa malam yang berterusan. Saya sering dihantui oleh mimpi ngeri yang hampir sama. Walaupun tiap-tiap kali wataknya berbeza, namun demikian, plotnya sama.

Setiap mimpi ngeri pun sama. Kesudahannya ialah saya secara tidak sengaja membunuh rakan baik saya dan menyesali perbuatan saya. Apakah maksud mimpi ini?

Adakah pada suatu masa nanti saya akan membunuh seseorang pada masa depan?
Mari kita berfikir tentang pembuatan senjata.

Senjata diperkenalkan sejak daripada zaman Neolitik lagi iaitu zaman pra sejarah.
Senjata terawal diperbuat daripada batu dan kuasanya tidak begitu hebat berbanding dengan senjata terhebat iaitu senjata nuklear yang mampu melenyapkan sebuah negara.

Pencipta ataupun ahli saintis yang berjaya mencipta sesebuah senjata sering diberi ganjaran. Namun demikian, penciptaan senjata hanya mendatangkan kemusnahan. Menurut sejarah, banyak kuasa barat yang bertanding untuk menghasilkan senjata atom pada tahun 1940-an untuk menghadapi perang dunia kedua. Pada ketika itu, negara Amerika Syarikat berjaya menghasilkannya dan kuasanya sungguh menyeramkan apabila bandar Hiroshima dan Nagasaki lenyap. Kedua-dua bandar tersebut yang memakan masa yang begitu panjang untuk dibentuk, keunikan bandar-bandar tersebut dan nyawa-nyawa rakyat yang tidak berdosa hilang dalam sekelip mata.

Ahli saintis, Nobel, pengasas Anugerah Nobel telah membentuk sebuah NGO dengan harapan duitnya dapat digunakan untuk keamanan. Hal ini berpunca daripada bekas tanganya iaitu penciptaan dinamit yang telah meragut nyawa dalam peperangan. Usaha murni beliau untuk menamatkan peperangan sungguh bermakna dan usahanya masih diteruskan sehingga hari ini.

Kembali kepada topik utama, senjata. Adakah masyarakat seantero dunia tidak sedar akan pepatah nasi sudah menjadi bubur? Hal ini demikian kerana apabila pembunuhan telah dilakukan dengan senjata, betapa kuatnya kita menyesal sudah pun tiada berguna. Betapa hebat kita menangis pun sampai darah ditangisi juga sesseorang yang telah kita bunuh sememangnya akan kekal mati. Pada masa itu, kita sudah tentu akan berfikir, " Apakah yang akan berlaku jika saya tidak membunuhnya? Sebaliknya saya cuba berbaik-baik dengannya,"

Berkemungkinan kami boleh berkawan dan hidup secara harmoni. Namun demikian, dunia dipenuhi dengan pelbagai anasir-anasir yang mampu mempengaruhi mida seseorang untuk menyebabkannya membuat keputusan salah lalu membunuh seseorang.

Perlukah senjata dicipta?
Jika tiada senjata dicipta nescaya kita semua dapat hidup secara aman.

Hargailah nyawa insan.